Central America and the Caribbean come in two speeds: crazy-fast and super-slow. The high-spirited come to zipline the cloud forests, scale massive Mayan pyramids, and trek up the misty volcanoes that dot the landscape. The laidback come to wander the gorgeous Spanish plazas, shimmy to cumbia and reggae, and to lazily sip macuás on the beach. But really, it doesn’t matter why you come here, just so long as you get here. Get here.